I didn’t know Hillary Clinton played clarinet
This is my favourite Shakespeare quote
remember that ‘pixel art is not art’ guy?
this is for them
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
The King will be getting a ballroom frock coat. Perhaps, also a faceup that’s less of a scary-fairy.
Come to us darling.
PETE JUST ASKED PATRICK WHEN THE LAST TIME HE HAD MEAT IN HIS MOUTH WAS AND HE GOT QUIET AND THE RADIO PEOPLE WERE LIKE WHOOOAAAA AND OPETE WAS K,UIKE I MEANT HE IS A VEGETARIAN AND THEY WERE STILL LIKE OHHHHHH SUUUUUUURE ASDFJKLSFJSD